Playboy Nov. 1967 |
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The Mopless Martians Episode. Desperate at having to shave their heads because they couldn't do anything with their tresses, Martians were abducting Earth's finest hairdressers.
And so, posing as Mr. Finesse, Hairstylist, The Fog allowed himself to be captured and attached to their fiendish electro de-materializer, with which they beamed victims back to Mars.
At the last second, however, he executed an Immelmann handstand and short-circuited them all by deftly touching their antennae with the metal taps on his shoes. Uttering as he did, "Ladies first."
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