The Saga of Brick Mason

Playboy Sept. 1966

     I really recommend that you give this one a read-though.  It's a story of one Brick Mason who eats healthy breakfasts and dances Go-Go.  He dates three girls in a single day (one of whom is named "Yes Yes"), and drops some wisdom regarding the economy.

     Why don't they make ads like this anymore?
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A new day dawns... brawny Brick Mason yawns... his faithful housekeeper brings breakfast... coconut milk and a bowl of wheat germ topped with avocado slices.  Charged for challenges, Big Brick dances througha  cold shower, shaves... crawls into his Male Waffle Weave Corduroy Jeans and rushes to a rendezvous with Ricki.

Ricki is often still in night nurse uniform (more or less) as she tries to satisfy Brick's savage hunger with hot coffee.  "Ricki pours it out strong and hot", yum-yums Brick.  Later, Brick tapers off witha  smoke and some small talk, then slips home to slip into his Male's PRES-NO-MORE Scrubbed Casual Slacks.

"Smooth as a kiss..." whispers Brick, after a breathtaking ride with Betsy aboard his "DKW Scrambler."  "My complexion" queries Betsy?  "My Scrubbed Casual Slacks", counters Brick.  Later, Betsy and Brick soak up an early movie.  "I never nibble on popcorn", Brick says saltily... as Betsy gives him a buttery smile.

Dropping a buttery Betsy... Brick hastens home for his Pres-No-More Wide Wale Corduroy Casual Slacks, then speeds to a Go-Go with "Yes Yes" Callahan.  "I always ache after a night of Go-Go", says "Yes Yes", but Brick's bracing discussion of economic problems has a soothing effect on me."  "Yeaaaah", yawns Brick.

Dear Friends... Brick Mason, once a shy, retiring lad, shunned by girls...changed his lucka nd his life when he discovered Male Scrubbed Jeans and Casual Slacks.  Now... if you have an urge for adventure, buy Male by the armload.  Wear them proudly... and always show a little mercy!

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